Keanu is a talking unicorn. He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he has a good heart.

He speaks with a surfer/stoner type accent.

Quotes Edit

  • "Dude, if you gotta poop just say so. It's cool, my man. I poop like, wherevs. Nobody cares. I mean it’s cuz I’m a horse… but still." - 1.07


  • Keanu is named for the actor Keanu Reeves, specifically for his roles in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and Point Break. It was intended as a placeholder, but stuck.
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