Description Edit

The Companions steal a Relic from a defenseless old lady to help a cat-demon. Gil and Faendyr discover their room only has one bed. Keanu has problems with stairs.


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Transcript Edit

Available here


  • There were originally 9 episodes in season one. This episode was added after the first draft of the rest of the season.
  • This is the longest episode of the season. It was intended to be a Halloween special. 
  • The title is one of Colin's lines.  

Full Credits Edit

Episode written by: Lena (E.L.) Winter & Laura Zheng

Original music: Michael Reilly

Editing: Lena Winter, Michael Reilly

Sound design: Lena Winter, Michael Reilly

Producers: Lena Winter, Michael Reilly, Laura Zheng

Sound engineering: Michael Reilly

Performance direction: Laura Zheng

Cast (in order of appearance)

Malphoreus: Bill Hurlbut

Booing Villager: Tom Howley

Old Woman: Daniel Johnston

Angry Villager: Andrew Quilpa

Sad Zombie: Daniel Johnston

Additional village rabble: Lena Winter, Yasmin Tuazon, Michael Silver

Snowball: Lena Winter

The Bard: Michael Reilly

Bianka: Bridgette Saverine

Faendyr: Daniel Johnston

Gil: Michael Silver

Camilla: Lena Winter

Keanu: Michael Reilly

Colin: Lena Winter

Rupert: Andrew Quilpa

Duchess Withershanks: Yasmin Tuazon

Vampire: Yasmin Tuazon

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